Unplug and Feast: Top 5 Remote Stays for a Quiet Thanksgiving Escape

Ah, Thanksgiving—a time for family, food, and … pretending you didn’t just hear your cousin ask for a second helping of politics. If the thought of the annual family circus makes you want to jump in your campervan and drive far, far away, you’re not alone. Fortunately, Vanly has your back with off-the-grid stays perfect for skipping the drama and soaking in some serious peace and quiet. This year, ditch the overstuffed couches and find a slice of remote heaven. Let’s gobble up some quiet at these five hidden gems across the U.S.

1. Forest Haven in Vermont: Where the Wi-Fi Can’t Find You

Nearest Town: Stowe, VT

Nothing says “off-the-grid” like getting lost in Vermont’s forested wonderland. Imagine parking your van under towering maples, with golden leaves falling like confetti—without a single Black Friday ad in sight. This private property offers stunning views, hiking trails, and, most importantly, zero cell service (you’ll have to survive on your own charm). Bring your coziest flannel, because it’s all about woodsy vibes and campfire pies here.

Pro tip: Use your newfound free time to perfect the art of s’mores. Bonus points if you make them pumpkin-spiced.

2. Lakeside Bliss in Northern Michigan: Turkey with a View

Nearest Town: Traverse City, MI

Why settle for watching the Macy’s parade on TV when you can sip hot cider by a pristine lake? This property on Vanly gives you the best seat in the house—your van, parked right by the water. Kayak through misty mornings or toast to Thanksgiving sunsets with cranberry cocktails (because hey, tradition can evolve). No neighbors, no noise, just you, your RV, and some very thankful fish.

Pro tip: Pick up a fresh cherry pie from a local bakery in Traverse City. You didn’t hear it from us, but it might even beat Grandma’s recipe.

3. Desert Solitude in West Texas: Cowboy Turkey Dreams

Nearest Town: Marfa, TX

For those who think “turkey trot” sounds like a cowboy dance move, West Texas is calling. This remote ranch property offers wide-open spaces, epic sunsets, and the kind of silence that makes you wonder if the world ended while you weren’t looking (spoiler: it didn’t). Channel your inner cowboy, make your feast over an open fire, and let the stars light up your Thanksgiving night like no Instagram filter ever could.

Pro tip: Marfa’s art scene might surprise you—just don’t get too philosophical about minimalist sculptures after three glasses of wine.

4. Mountain Hideaway in the Rockies: Stuffing Tastes Better at 8,000 Feet

Nearest Town: Boulder, CO

Forget the crowded ski resorts—this little gem offers private parking nestled deep in the Colorado mountains. Wake up to snow-dusted pine trees and crisp alpine air, perfect for building up your appetite (yes, eating counts as exercise at this altitude). If you’re feeling ambitious, whip up a turkey in your van oven—or take the easy route with campfire chili and a side of cornbread. Either way, the Rockies won’t judge.

Pro tip: Bring extra layers—mountain weather is about as predictable as your uncle’s football rants.

5. Coastal Refuge on Oregon’s Coast: Gobble with a Side of Ocean Views

Nearest Town: Cannon Beach, OR

If “peaceful” sounds like waves crashing against a rocky shore, this is the Thanksgiving escape for you. Park your van on this private coastal property, where the ocean breeze will keep your worries at bay (along with your relatives). Spend the day beachcombing, whale-watching, or just letting the rhythm of the waves lull you into the perfect post-feast nap.

Pro tip: Swap out the turkey for freshly caught seafood—you’ll never look at stuffing the same way again.

Why Spend Thanksgiving Off-the-Grid?

Let’s face it, Thanksgiving doesn’t always go according to the idealized Pinterest board version. Sometimes, skipping the hassle (and the “who’s-bringing-what” group chat) is the ultimate act of self-care. Here’s what makes an off-the-grid Thanksgiving worth considering:

• No Wi-Fi, no problems. No doom-scrolling, no awkward holiday texts. Bliss.

• Nature > Noise. Nothing beats the calm of the great outdoors, especially when you don’t have to listen to the same jokes on repeat.

• You make the rules. Turkey? Optional. Pie? Mandatory. Midnight s’mores? Highly recommended.

• Space for gratitude. In the quiet of these remote stays, you’ll find space to appreciate what really matters: the beauty of being exactly where you want to be.

Ready to Book Your Escape?

The open road is calling, and these remote stays are waiting to welcome you. Vanly’s platform connects you to private property owners who’ve got the perfect slice of serenity just for you. Don’t wait too long, though—these hidden gems won’t stay secret forever.

So, are you in? Or are you going to wait until Aunt Linda starts asking why you’re still single? Yeah, we thought so.

Happy Thanksgiving—and even happier travels—from your friends at Vanly. 🚐🍂

Ready to hit the road? Book your off-the-grid Thanksgiving escape today and make this holiday one for the memory books—minus the stress. Because life is too short to spend it arguing about stuffing recipes.